Monday, June 27, 2011

Better Than Those Temporary Asexual Monotheist Shindigs

A columnist at wingnut supersite WorldNetDaily writes that the freedoms initiated by the legalization of gay marriage in New York will include "much more than a perpetual pansexual pagan party."

Why is it that Republicans can make the consequences of marriage equality sound so much more awesome than I can?

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  1. They also promise that sex will be an entitlement! I'm assuming this means free, government-run brothels for all.

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  2. Neil, don't despair. If you imagine you're writing dialogue for Daffy Duck, I think you'll get the hang of it.

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  3. Strikingly rich fantasy lives?

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