Saturday, December 26, 2009

Cricketer Trash Talk

I'm spending the Christmas holiday at a colleague's house in Brisbane, and cricket, which I don't know very well, is on TV. This gives me an occasion to pass on perhaps the most awesome bit of trash-talk I've heard of in sports, which actually took place between two cricketers.

Australian bowler Glenn McGrath asks Zimbabwean batsman Eddo Brandes, "Why are you so fat?" To which Brandes responds, "Because every time I fuck your wife, she gives me a biscuit."

It gets even funnier when you think about it. A sexual relationship that proceeded on those terms would be kind of awesome.
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