Monday, June 27, 2011

Better Than Those Temporary Asexual Monotheist Shindigs

A columnist at wingnut supersite WorldNetDaily writes that the freedoms initiated by the legalization of gay marriage in New York will include "much more than a perpetual pansexual pagan party."

Why is it that Republicans can make the consequences of marriage equality sound so much more awesome than I can?


Christopher Meyer said...

They also promise that sex will be an entitlement! I'm assuming this means free, government-run brothels for all.

Gary K said...

Neil, don't despair. If you imagine you're writing dialogue for Daffy Duck, I think you'll get the hang of it.

Creids said...

Strikingly rich fantasy lives?