Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Tomorrow on Fox News

Mitt Romney (R-Red Sox Nation) attacks Sotomayor's impartiality. Clearly, a Yankees fan cannot be considered qualified to serve on the Court.


Lester Freamon said...

Don't let Althouse see this one. She'd blow a gasket to know that a potential Supreme Court Justice had at one point allowed herself to be photographed in public with erect nipples.

Dennis said...

As a charter member of Red Sox Nation, I note that this is a Permitted Exception under Section 3, Subsection 7 (vii) of the Code, stating that Yankees fandom is acceptable if the potential fan is a birth resident of New York City and has a compelling excuse not to be a Mets fan such as having an insane father (Giuliani) or actually being from the Bronx.