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Newt Gingrich never expected to be the only white man in the Oval Office...
Worst Blues Brothers tribute band ever.
1. "Honestly, Newt. We're a little busy. Isn't there some cable news show you could be on right now?"2. President Obama seriously considers keeping Guantamano open.
And then Newt woke up. It all had been just a horrible nightmare.
As part of his attempt to rescue the financial system, the President has considered bailing out Intrade speculators who are losing bets that various politicians' approval ratings will be above 8.
"Which is why you should run, Newt. Seriously, it will be like the battle of the titans. You could totally beat me."*Yeah, I didn't incorporate Sharpton in there at all. I fail, I guess.
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