Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Alan Simpson Is Old

You're probably going to think he couldn't have said this, so there is video.
“This is a fakery,” Simpson said on Fox News. “If they care at all about their children or grandchildren, and sometimes I doubt that – I think, you know, grandchildren now don’t write a thank-you for the Christmas presents, they’re walking on their pants with the cap on backwards listening to the enema man and Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg, and they don’t like them!”

Who is the Enema Man? Ben Adler and Brian Beutler have converged on what I agree is the right interpretation - Eminem. My first thought was that he had somehow gotten 'Enema of the State' by Blink-182 into his head, and Beutler thought it was Method Man, but obviously those are too obscure for Simpson. It's kind of odd how Simpson managed to ass-ociate both rappers with butt-related things, though.

4 comments:

CreidS said...

Hey, anyone who watches Invader Zim
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57QzZefdkxQ)is OK BY ME.

low-tech cyclist said...

"Don't Snoop around here no more."
-not Tom Petty

Nicholas Beaudrot said...

I think of this as a nice reminder of just how old the median viewer of Fox News really is.

Santa Claustrophobia said...

It is my belief that he knew exactly what he was saying. Oh, he probably is entirely out of touch, but it just sounds too convenient not to be on purpose.